Chaise Longue Lyrics by Wet Leg
Mummy daddy look at me
I went to school and I got a degree all my friends call it the big d
I went to school and I got the big d I got the big d
I got the big d
I got the big d
I went to school and I got the big d
Is your muffin buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Excuse me? (what?)
Excuse me? (what?)
Hey you over there
On the chaise longue in your underwear what are you doing
Sitting down?
You should be horizontal now
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On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
Is your mother worried?
Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother? Excuse me? (what?)
Excuse me? (what?)
Hey you in the front row
Are you coming backstage after the show? Because I got a chaise longue in my dressing room and a pack of warm beer that we can consume
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On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue
All day long
All day long on the chaise longue all day long
All day long on the chaise longue all day long
All day long on the chaise longue on the chaise longue
All day long on the chaise longue