Ain’t No Thief Lyrics by Viagra Boys
I showed up to the party in my favorite coat
On the back was an image of a shrimp on a boat
When you saw what I was wearin’, you got real upset
And said, “That’s the jacket that I got from my grandma”
Oh, well, I promise I ain’t seen you before
And maybe your grandma had bought a couple more
And maybe I helped her at the grocery store
And she gave it to me as a gift
Uh, so quit bitchin’, motherfucker
I went out on the porch to light a cigarette
I had six or seven lighters in my left pocket
I took out the one that said, “Shrimp City Beach, 1993”
And you told me, that’s where you had your birthday party
And that the lighter were given as gifts
But I was there, too
Just dippin’ my toes down on the beach, man
And I had that lighter specifically made for me, motherfucker, huh
I ain’t no thief
He ain’t no thief
I ain’t no thief
He ain’t no thief
I said, I ain’t no thief
He ain’t no thief
But, he got the same stuff
Huh, I said, I ain’t no thief (He’s got the same stuff)
He ain’t no thief
I ain’t no thief
He ain’t no thief
I said, I ain’t no thief
He ain’t no thief
But, he got the same stuff
We just got the same stuff
I said, we got
We
We got the same stuff, man
I ain’t no thief
We just happen to have the same stuff, motherfucker, ooh
I recall buyin’ this
I recall buyin’ this exact lighter when I was 15 years old
My grandpappy gave it to me as a present
Because I had just finished Boy Scout trainin’
And he was so proud of me, that he decided
To create this lighter in the exact same image of yours
I said, I ain’t no thief
I ain’t no thief
I said, I ain’t no thief
I ain’t no thief
We just, oh
Oh, I said, I ain’t no thief
I ain’t no thief
I said, I ain’t no thief
I ain’t no thief
We just got the same stuff
Enjoy the music on your radio
I found this jacket right outside your store