What A Devastating Turn Of Events Lyrics

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
What a devastating turn of events
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

A recommendation from a friend of a friend
Took a follow then a little DM
She was tempted
Never had a lover
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah
She hesitated but she’d seen him before
He asked her out and she couldn’t ignore
So excited, another world to discover
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah

Oh no, God damn
I wish she’d known back then
The beginning to the end was near
But lust was in the air
Getting giddy as she tells her friends
FaceTimes till 2:00 A.M.
What a fascinating boy she didn’t choose
But she’s got nothing to lose

Two heads in the morning bed
Felt a little foreign, but she didn’t regret
She was lonely
Couldn’t tell anybody
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah
He said all the right things and it got to her head
She felt a feeling that she didn’t expect
In that moment, she didn’t want anybody
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah

But him, she’d planned
A wedding in her head
With who she thought would be her man
Her Charming till the end
All she wanted was a kid, a fam
Oh, goodness, gracious, damn
What a complicated view far from the truth
Then here, here came something new

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo (What a devastating turn of events)
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo

Three weeks on, then he left her on read
A morning sickness and she knew it from then
She’d be crying in despair to her mother
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah
Out of wedlock which her family despise
But if she lost it, it would still be a crime
Now she’s crying from the side of a mother
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh no, God damn
I wish she’d known back then
The beginning to the end was near
Still, hope was in the air
In her desperation, life’s unfair
For women where she lives
What a disappointing world she didn’t choose, with a man’s ego to bruise

Spamming messages with tears in her eyes
Little did she know, it’d be the day that she’d die
In the kitchen, eating things that she shouldn’t
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah
She woke up dizzy under hospital lights
Her poor mother had the shock of her life
When the doctors said they tried and couldn’t
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
What a devastating turn of events
I wish she’d known back then
All she wanted was a lover, her friend
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
What a devastating loss we didn’t choose
She’s in me and she’s in you

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
What a devastating turn of events
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo
All she wanted was a lover, her friend
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo