I Can’t Ride a Bike Lyrics

I can’t ride a bike and I don’t think I ever will
Sometimes it’s good to not know how to do something
If I had pound for every person that told me they’d teach me
I’d be the richest little schemer going

I’m not evil, I’m just flawed
And I’ll be wanted as long as I’m incapable
I’ll stay dumb, I’ll stay untaught
I’ll give you purpose, I’ll give you trouble

I could learn if I really wanted
I don’t think I have the persistence
I could learn if I really wanted
I’ve become far too resistant

I can’t ride and bike and I don’t think I ever will
I’m not sure I have the correct disposition
Sometimes I’ll forget how to act like a regular person
Not everybody shares my inhibition

I’m not evil, I’m just flawed
And I’ll be wanted as long as I’m incapable
I’ll stay dumb, I’ll stay untaught
I’ll give you purpose, I’ll give you trouble

I’m not evil, I’m just flawed
And I’ll be wanted as long as I’m incapable
I’ll stay dumb, I’ll stay untaught
I’ll give you purpose, I’ll give you trouble