Hypothetical Party Lyrics
I’m an extroverted introvert
I see your story, feeling FOMO and it kinda hurts
But takin’ drugs will only make it worse
I know it’s sad but true
I’m just afraid of what they think of me
So I’ll pretend to be somebody that I’ll never be
And twenty minutes in, I’ll wanna leave
It’s what I always do
Mom calls me, it’s Friday
Asking me, “Hon, what are ya doin’?”
I’m stallin’, but I just say
“Nothing much”
I wanna go to a party where it’s quiet
Where nobody’s around and I’m fine
A hypothetical party, I’m a riot
Home in bed by like 10:45
I’m so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I’m done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it’s quiet
Where nobody’s around and I’m fine
But hypothetically
I’m kinda vibing with the way it is
No time for drama, I don’t give fuck you’re in the biz
So come on over, we can chill a bit
It’s what I’d rather do
Mom calls me, it’s Saturday
Asking me, “Love, what are ya doin’?”
I’m stallin’, but I still say
“Nothing” ’cause
I wanna go to a party where it’s quiet
Where nobody’s around and I’m fine
A hypothetical party, I’m a riot
Home in bed by like 10:45
I’m so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I’m done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it’s quiet
Where nobody’s around and I’m fine
But hypothetically
Hypothetically
I wanna go to a party where it’s quiet
Where nobody’s around and I’m fine
A hypothetical party, I’m a riot
Home in bed by like 10:45
I’m so done with fake friends, dead end
Conversations, I’m done not finding the one
I wanna go to a party where it’s quiet
Where nobody’s around and I’m fine
But hypothetically
Hypothetically
Hypothetically