Captain Chicken Lyrics
Captain Chicken
The master of the cluckers
When I knock on your door you know it’s a customer
Scary as hell
I’ll be hella uncomfortable
I can’t comfort you ’cause I’m trying to run from ya’
Always urging
Spooked, you’d get probably caught
Dodging is my hobby y’all
I have several bodyguards (help)
I throw stones, breaking through glass houses (glass)
Damn broke never put my money where my mouth is
Captain Chicken, thanks a lot
You’re my daily, you’re my car
Captain Chicken, oh my God
You look jolly, you look high
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken are you there?
Wrapped in plastic, got no head
On the shelf, might look at you
You look tasty, I want you
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken (uh-huh)
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
I come out in a major way
Singing to the cops everyday
I’m like Babyface
Obviously I’m Ken Folk
With Dobalina
I say a lot of things
But I’m a chicken, I don’t mean it
I’ma see you, I’ma duck
‘Cause I’m afraid of you
And all the words of sitting ducks
I’ll betray me too
Captain Chicken
The foulest of the fouls
Two is not allowed in the game
I’m outta bounds (Captain Chicken)