The Bad Touch Lyrics
I’d appreciate an input
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought me
And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
And you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered, I want you covered
Like my waffle house hash browns
Comin’ quicker than Fed Ex
Never reaching apex, just like Coca Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin’ horny now)
(Ooh)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphic, let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be five
You sunk my battle ship
Please turn me on, I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I’ll show you mine, tool time
You’ll love it just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggie style
So we can both watch X-files
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
(Gettin’ horny now)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
(You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin’ horny now)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel)
(Getting horny now)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh)