2013 Lyrics by ElyOtto
Mom and Dad aren’t doing well
But that’s okay, I got a new backpack (Cool)
The news says everything is underwater
But I don’t care about that
I’m not so fun to have in class
The teacher says I’m impulsive
Somebody vandalized the bathroom stall
And I am the culprit
I didn’t do it, I’m sorry
It was an accident this time
Don’t tell my parents
I promise they’ve got enough up on their minds
Mom is crying in the car
We’re on our way to get a new mattress (Wow)
The sky is open wide
I’m not equipped to comprehend its vastness
I think I’ll spend another couple hours staring out the window
I’m gonna watch Invader Zim
And eat a sandwich when I get home
I didn’t do it, I’m sorry
It was an accident this time
Don’t tell my parents
I promise they’ve got enough up on their minds