Green Juice Lyrics
I went to the store to get a green juice
Met a pretty boy, didn’t mean to
He was hella fine, mega wealthy
Guess that’s what I get for drinking healthy
Don’t want the tangerine
Don’t want the nectarine
A little spirulina, spinach and some celery
I need my vitamins
Cuz that’s my medicine
And when I squeeze him, he start pouring out the Benjamin’s
I wasn’t looking for the money
Wasn’t on my list
But now it is
Just went in for a little honey
And my nutrients
But look what vegan god gave me
I left there in his mercedes
I guess this is my karma for giving up all that spray cheese
I went to the store to get a green juice
Met a pretty boy, didn’t mean to
He was hella fine, mega wealthy
Guess that’s what I get for drinking healthy
Never digging gold from the old dudes
All I had do was shop at whole foods
Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu
Cold pressing on him ‘cuz he got that green juice
He made his fortune young
By watering the lawn
And growing ideas in a garden up in silicon
He’s so much more than rich
He’s super sensitive
He got a body and he know just what to do with it
I wasn’t looking for the money
Wasn’t on my list
But now it is
Just went in for a little honey
And my nutrients
But look what vegan god gave me
Now I’m his sweet sugarbaby
I guess this is my karma for cutting out all of that dairy
I went to the store to get a green juice
Met a pretty boy, didn’t mean to
He was hella fine, mega wealthy
Guess that’s what I get for drinking healthy
Never digging gold from the old dudes
All I had do was shop at whole foods
Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu
Cold pressing on him ‘cuz he got that green juice