Introvert Hotline Lyrics by Ego Ella May
Call me anytime you want
I was lying, please don’t
Why won’t you just send a text?
That’s the way to reach me best
I will look at the phone ring
Dance to it, sometimes sing
It’s a pattern I know well
But since you’re new here I should tell you
Don’t call me
Don’t call me
(I won’t pick up the phone) Don’t call me
(I won’t pick up the phone) Don’t call me
Don’t call me
(Oh, you know better) Don’t call me
Don’t call me
(I won’t pick up the phone)
Don’t call me
Don’t call me
It’s nothing to take to heart
I’ll only answer if God
Were to call me up direct
And even then I might reject.
Just kidding, I’m a fool
And what makes sense to me
Won’t make sense to you
The introvert hotline
No one’s answered in a while
The only rule:
Don’t call me, I’ll text you
Don’t call me
(No, don’t call me) Don’t call me
(No, don’t call me) Don’t call me
Don’t call me
(Oh, you know better than that)
Don’t call me
(You know better than that)
Don’t call me
(I won’t pick up the phone) Don’t call me
Don’t call me
Don’t call me
(Don’t take it) Don’t call me
(Personal) Don’t call me, don’t call me
(I’ll text you right back, but I won’t pick up the phone) Don’t call me, don’t call me
(No, I won’t pick up the phone) Don’t call me, don’t call me