Revenge Party Lyrics

Cady, don’t be sorry
Now you know Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends, and we’re gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?
They got your back and they are fun to be around
Whoa, whoa, whoa
When someone hurts you
Then they attack and grind your foe into the ground
Whoa, whoa, whoa

Imagine a party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there’s a magic act that saws Regina in half
And this time it’ll take
Now that’s a party

It’s a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody’s head on a spike
Whoa, whoa
It’s a revenge party
With your two best friends
It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like

I’ll bring the glowsticks
I’ll bring balloons
And we’ll have chocolate ice cream cones
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I’ll be the DJ spinning the tunes
On a turntable made of her bones

We’ll get a piñata ’cause that would be fun
And play dress up and Barbies and tag
And we’ll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun
Then we’ll stuff her remains in a bag
And throw ’em in the river

A revenge party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
A revenge party
With your two best friends
And I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
Yes, bitch!

I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
Yes, bitch

What’s Regina doing?
What’s Regina wearing?
Is she back with Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
A revenge party
With your two best friends
It’s like a party with revenge is what we’re throwing

What’s Regina eating?
God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

At every party there might be a low
Where the energy dips
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You might be thinking
“It’s late, we should go, and they ran out of chips”

No
I can’t even watch when she touches his hair
And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear
We’ll get our party now
One candy cane, please

A revenge party
A party that ends
With lions in a Roman arena
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

Oh-ho-ho, Candy Cane Gram for Shane Omen
She has everything
And one for Cody Heron
She gets everything
Four for Glen Coco? You go, Glen Coco
Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that?
Oh, it’s from
Regina, Regina, Regina
“Thanks for being such a great best friend”

It’s a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody’s head on a spike
A revenge party
With your two best friends
It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like

A party with revenge is what it’s like
A party with revenge
With revenge, with revenge
Is what it’s like